Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Noam Chomsky devotees such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Noam Chomsky devotees have this week been revealed as ripping off hard working families.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Noam Chomsky devotees would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Amanda Platell who this week said, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that ripping off hard working families is acceptable behaviour.